PETTY REWIND - EP 122: Crime on a Biblical Level

Episode Summary

✝️ Petty sins. Sacred nonsense.

No murders, just bad decisions.

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What This Episode Covers

• “The meek shall inherit the earth.”
• But what about the petty? This week’s episode is holy, hilarious, and downright criminal.
• Trevin kicks things off with a revelation—after witnessing some Facebook drama with record-breaking engagement, he believes he’s unlocked the
• His plea? If you're about to start an online feud, plug the podcast while you’re at it. #BlessedAndBoosted
• Amanda’s Dreadful Dilemma involves planning her next murder mystery party.
• She opened the floor to a vote between two themes—‘80s and Freak Show—but it ended in a tie.

Why Listen?

If you like true crime but think most true crime got a little too murdery, this episode brings petty crimes, dumb criminals, and dramatic storytelling without the heavy stuff.

Original Episode Description

✝️ Petty sins. Sacred nonsense. Divine dumbness.

Scripture says,

“The meek shall inherit the earth.”

But what about the petty? This week’s episode is holy, hilarious, and downright criminal.

Trevin kicks things off with a revelation—after witnessing some Facebook drama with record-breaking engagement, he believes he’s unlocked the

future of marketing

. His plea? If you're about to start an online feud, plug the podcast while you’re at it. #BlessedAndBoosted

Amanda’s Dreadful Dilemma involves planning her next murder mystery party. She opened the floor to a vote between two themes—‘80s and Freak Show—but it ended in a tie. She's accepting divine intervention or your input.

In

Two Truths and a Lie

, Amanda confesses to two criminal acts—leaving one unclaimed. Has she ever:

Publicly urinated?

Called a cop a pussy?

Or had an attractive mugshot?

Trevin takes a turn with Barbie-themed trivia, inspired by the movie. Is it true that:

Barbie’s yellow lab Tiffany was discontinued after tragedy?

Barbie was based on a pornographic doll?

Barbie once came with a diet book titled

Don’t Eat

?

Then, for story time:

🙏 Amanda covers the case of

Colleen Okeson

, a 62-year-old church administrative assistant in Arlington, WA, who forged checks from her Methodist church—and blamed it all on Satan.

🐹 Trevin tells the tale of a 12-year-old Florida boy (dubbed

Tim Schitz

) who wanted TikTok fame so badly, he kidnapped

Coconut

—a guinea pig beloved by students at Tree House Episcopal Montessori. Yes, a church-school guinea pig heist for the clout.

Two crimes. Both committed on sacred ground.

Crime on a Biblical Level

is more than a catchy title—it’s a petty sermon you won’t want to miss.

🔊 Hit play. Hallelujah.

Today’s Petty Parables:

The Devil Made Me Do It

Criminal Demands of TikTok Fame

Take a break from the heavy and get petty.