EP 246: One-Star Sentencing (Feat. Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet)

Episode Summary

It's a podcast crossover years in the making. This week, Xandy and Christine Schiefer of the hit comedy podcast Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet join Trevin and Amanda for a game that combines bad reviews, petty crime, business owner meltdowns, and dramatic readings.

No murders, just bad decisions.

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What This Episode Covers

• It's a podcast crossover years in the making.
• This week, Xandy and Christine Schiefer of the hit comedy podcast
• Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
• join Trevin and Amanda for a game that combines bad reviews, petty crime, business owner meltdowns, and dramatic readings.
• Before the chaos begins, Trevin shares an update on getting his first tattoo—a memorial piece honoring his dog Mabel—and discovers that the anticipation was far scarier than the tattoo itself.
• Amanda gives a full update on the ever-growing drama inside her fish tank, complete with fish throuples, surprise babies, and fish named after soda.

Why Listen?

If you like true crime but think most true crime got a little too murdery, this episode brings petty crimes, dumb criminals, and dramatic storytelling without the heavy stuff.

Original Episode Description

It's a podcast crossover years in the making.

This week, Xandy and Christine Schiefer of the hit comedy podcast

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

join Trevin and Amanda for a game that combines bad reviews, petty crime, business owner meltdowns, and dramatic readings.

Before the chaos begins, Trevin shares an update on getting his first tattoo—a memorial piece honoring his dog Mabel—and discovers that the anticipation was far scarier than the tattoo itself. Amanda gives a full update on the ever-growing drama inside her fish tank, complete with fish throuples, surprise babies, and fish named after soda.

Xandy brings a Dreadful Dilemma involving a peaceful coffee shop visit ruined by an unexpected blast of Christian rock music, while Christine shares the painful reality of developing a bunion and suddenly understanding every foot-related complaint she's ever ignored.

Then it's time for

One-Star Sentencing

, a game inspired by the world of

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

, where real customer reviews collide with truly unhinged business owner reactions.

Together, the crew dives into bizarre stories involving:

A Virginia restaurant manager who showed up at a customer's house after a Yelp review

A tech founder who remotely disabled a customer's smart garage door opener over a bad Amazon review

An Alabama ice cream shop owner arrested after confronting a reviewer

A Barcelona restaurant fined for publicly posting reviewers' personal information

A Florida diner dispute that escalated into a criminal investigation

A German ballet director who became international news after retaliating against a critic with dog feces

Featuring dramatic readings, improv, bad reviews, petty revenge, internet drama, Yelp disasters, customer service horror stories, and one-star meltdowns that somehow got even worse.

Take a break from the heavy and get petty.

Follow and listen to Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet:

https://www.beachtoosandy.com/

Take a break from the heavy and get petty.