EP 231: Men Who Go Bump in the Night

Episode Summary

Nothing good happens in Florida after dark. In this week’s episode of Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast , we cover late-night Florida man chaos in Ocala, Kissimmee, and Lakeland.

No murders, just bad decisions.

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What This Episode Covers

• Nothing good happens in Florida after dark.
• Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast
• , we cover late-night Florida man chaos in Ocala, Kissimmee, and Lakeland.
• Trevin shares his first emergency room experience before diving into Florida-themed Two Truths and a Lie focused on Florida geography, Tampa Bay heat history, and the Cross-Florida Ship Canal.
• Amanda counters with Two Truths and a Lie about manatees (aka sea cows), covering their biology and bizarre historical lore — plus a wholesome update where an old neighbor gifts her a 100-year-old piano.
• Then Fast Florida takes a darker turn when 61-year-old Antonio Roman in Ocala allegedly set his sprinkler system to spray disabled children at a nearby bus stop.

Why Listen?

If you like true crime but think most true crime got a little too murdery, this episode brings petty crimes, dumb criminals, and dramatic storytelling without the heavy stuff.

Original Episode Description

Nothing good happens in Florida after dark.

In this week’s episode of

Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast

, we cover late-night Florida man chaos in Ocala, Kissimmee, and Lakeland.

Trevin shares his first emergency room experience before diving into Florida-themed Two Truths and a Lie focused on Florida geography, Tampa Bay heat history, and the Cross-Florida Ship Canal.

Amanda counters with Two Truths and a Lie about manatees (aka sea cows), covering their biology and bizarre historical lore — plus a wholesome update where an old neighbor gifts her a 100-year-old piano.

Then Fast Florida takes a darker turn when 61-year-old Antonio Roman in Ocala allegedly set his sprinkler system to spray disabled children at a nearby bus stop.

Storytime continues in Kissimmee’s Windsor Hills Resort, where 51-year-old Kevin Westerhold was arrested after allegedly performing nude around his Airbnb.

Finally, in Lakeland, 33-year-old Anthony Lewis stole sandhill crane statues in a Valentine’s-inspired attempt to win back his on-again, off-again girlfriend.

From neighborhood nightmares to naked nuisances, these nocturnal Florida men prove one thing: never trust Florida when the lights go out.

Take a break from the heavy and get petty.

Take a break from the heavy and get petty.